Sandy's Prison Hooch

-main ingredient (ie, tomatoes, raisins, pineapples are apparently nice)
-several cups of sugar (aka chugar)
-a lot of yeast
-water
----Stir ingredients in five-gallon buckets, seal, wait four to five days.

*tangentially, if you have to tape Playboy magazines around your belly to keep from getting stabbed, it's worth the sacrifice