"It's life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report." - I'm still not sure how they don't know it was used for something else entirely and just happened to look like a penis; I don't know, whenever I see something like that in archaeology I think of this school exercise from way back when where we had to imagine future archaeologists trying to make sense of our stuff

Bruce Lee statue? - hm. No mention of JKD

the dance at the end is crazy