I think soy and rice milk are great. And not just because I have recently completely spontaneously become lactose intolerant. For one, they are generally cheaper than regular milk. Two, that argument in Snatch I think it was that humans just aren't meant to drink the baby-food of another species (excluding processed forms like cheese and ice cream, I rationalize). Third, my dad actually likes flavored soy milk - crazy. Fourth, I think plain rice milk tastes the best, but soy is probably more nutritious, and tastes okay, but is better flavored. And fifth, mango soy ice cream - ah yeah. Good stuff.

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