Mmm, Friday the 13th. A small Thai guy named Jason just threatened to go on a rampage with a machete, a.k.a. a lawnmower blade. The last Friday the 13th that sticks in my memory I got two traffic tickets, then that weekend led directly and inexorably to an execrable weekend from the bowels of something foul. Good times. This time at least I just slept in, was late for work, and then scraped my bumper while trying to fix my poor parking job. The day's not over yet, of course! How exciting!

Except not really, no.