"If you feel ill health coming on, brew a wellness elixir. Simmer three sliced lemons, one teaspoon freshly grated ginger, one clove freshly minced garlic, and one quarter teaspoon cayenne pepper in five cups water until the lemons are soft and pale. Strain a portion into a mug and add honey by tablespoons until you can tolerate the taste...Drinking this potent mixture of antibacterial, antiviral, and antifungal ingredients three times each day can ensure your symptoms never progress into a full-blown illness." - hmm, well, I'm willing to try it once, at least

This Batman villain could be an English major's dream, but I don't think they'd ever really go anywhere with him

"Once the mind is clear, the very word clarity is like a snowflake on a red hot stove." - yeah, I think I get where that is going