Things of Note - A Supah Egg Day Weekend!

-apparently, Bryce and Lisa got very angry and cursed righteously at people on Easter; Lisa even had to be restrained by her hair
-for the first time I really understand why those models from the 50s and 60s could be considered sexy...alas, I couldn't explain why without blushing
-don't let your cell ring during that Cinemark 'please turn off your phone' screen - it turns out, you might freeze it for several minutes
-new exclamations at the Maynard household: the deadpan "spic-shack", and the more strident "FRANK!!!"
-ugh...kids, if you want to make out Clone High style and show off your hickies, please don't do it in front of a glass-fronted restaurant, much less while your mom and younger siblings are waiting for you
-someone please remind me to take my camera wherever I go, Tucson is full of photo opportunities
-MST3000'ing really bad porn is fun, but not quite interesting enough to make the boring porn itself interesting
-pondering: making the backyard a rally course for the girls; in other news: still need to get a dartboard