Things of Note: A Tubular Weekend

-Happy Anniversary, sweetpea! Mwah!
-best linguistic invention: "slash"
-I can think of one reason moving to a new house can be awesome, and it involves a ker-wink
-moving can also be exhausting, hot, sweaty, and smelly...and also gross
-what's with the Mexicans colonizing the shores of the Salt River?
-and what's with Chris and Adam being threatened by the Rock, slash, his evil twin?
-Chris: king of shotgunning!
-Wyatt: we need you to design us a floating grill.
-for cleaning walls: vinegar, 409, water, bucket, sponge = golden
-yay for finding keys! not yay for Corinne getting pulled over and then having her car broken into...no good deed goes unpunished, I guess
-in other news: I think my girlfriend is hot in a Kimkini top and shorts...that is all