headlines courtesy of our frontline reporter, Wyatt:

On Bush being a "deserter"

Men's Journal names 25 toughest guys in America. No. 1: Brett Farve, No. 25: Hillary Clinton (gods above, i wouldn't doubt it, the scary hag)

Truck driver flips bird. Bicyclist flips shots. Truck driver: "Ramming speed"

Five-foot tall grandmother chases six-foot, knife-wielding asshat after he steals her truck; cuts him off, drags thief out of driver's seat onto ground at intersection.