I have "do the humptyhump" stuck in my head for some reason

Step Up 2 the Streets, with Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman. And in a random bit of nicely un-contrived continuity, the main guy from the first movie, who's acting was hugely better. Actually, almost all of the acting was better in this one; granted, there was less character development in that in the first one there was a bit more asshole-ery from main characters, but hey this movie is the equivalent of a tasty flaky pastry. A rare occassion where the cream filling wins out over character development for me.

Amazing dancing, a range of cute characters and moments (the prank the MSA crew does is hilarious), and hopeless-romantic moments...yeah, they're all stereotypical characters (and what's with the consistent two white leads with multiracial backup?) but again....they're pretty! And sweet! And the good guys win in an honorable way, and everyone gets a girl (or guy to flip that), and...in other news, Evigan is now on my "list," as it were. Mmmm hot ass.

Oh wow, ew, and they jump? The hell?

wanton douchebaggery

Mama's Boy, with Jon Heder, Diane Keaton, and Jeff Daniels. Ah, Keaton, adorable as usual. Daniels....put on some weight, but he's kind of funny, and does a nice not too-over-the-top motivational speaker. Heder, an asshole, as usual. I don't get his main character type - the relatable asshole? You're supposed to feel sympathy for him, while he's a complete jerk to everyone around him, till the last five minutes of the movie? Because he's inadvertantly funny, it's ok? I guess one could make the same arguments about Will Farrell's characters, but I think Farrell's characters are usually fanciful enough that it actually is ok, whereas Heder's are just kind of sickeningly petulant. And I think where Farrell's characters fail is when they drop into that, and where Heder's do better (though I still don't like it) is when they're more fanciful, like in Hot Rod.

Disturbingly funny.

Things learned in watching Deadwood: zodiacal light

inky comedy

Little Miss Sunshine, with Abigail Breslin, Greg Kinnear and Toni Colette. Wow, a movie that actually pulled off uncomfortable/awkward humor and that I found funny. Usually I'm so drawn into feeling uncomfortable that it overrides the humor, but something was just sincere and sweet enough about these characters that I was okay with it. And they are interesting characters, with a quirky, but not actually too eccentric net of relationships. I am so glad the ending was heartwarming rather than tragic, that would have just been a bad investment of all that they'd drawn me into empathizing with the family.

Igby Goes Down, with Kieran Culkin, Ryan Phillippe, and a slew of other good actors. Wow. This one is definitely much more on the tragic end of the tragicomic scale, but it's definitely a thinker. Not an upper, though. I viewed it as something of a riff on Catcher in the Rye, but with a more noble and intelligent main character. Of course, by his actions and behavior in the movie he hardly seems noble at all, but it's there, just the context has twisted his best attempt at nobility into something sad. Sad nobility equalling tragic, I suppose, which is what keeps the film from being horribly depressing, and maintains it as literature.

Random, but would be a fun night activity

Apparently Bruce Lee invented these, if I recall correctly. Yow.

Huh, I thought inchworms were just a kind of worm. And there're carnivorous ones?! Creepy.

"The importance of A. oryzae has led to its recognition as Japan's national micro-organism ("kokkin"), just as the sakura cherry blossom as Japan's national flower." -- wow, I wonder if we can find someone who majored in MCB to tell us what other countries should be, heh

One more insect thing, which is kind of horrifying, and now I oddly feel compassion for locusts

a Rice Boy plushie would be nice, but would make me melancholy

Rice Boy - strange, unearthly beautiful, and oh so bittersweet and goosebumpy

With Honors, with Brendan Fraser and Joe Pesci. Kind of a silly premise at first glance, it's still worth a see on a relaxing afternoon or evening. At first, I thought, why should I care about these oh-so-clever college students....but yeah, I really liked each of them in turn. Except for the douche-y guy, he only moderately grew, the rest did much more, though. Teared up in a good way by the end. Oldie but goodie, yay VHS!

Red rain sounds a little creepy when one finds out it's not sediment but little organic almost-beasties....

nice spice primer; I love spices

it's a wonder there's no Indy RPG

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, with Harrison Ford and Shia Lebouef. I think I just spelled that last name wrong. Oh well. I still can't decide whether this movie was a let-down in terms of Indiana Jones movies or okay. Not great, but okay. At first the acting seemed so strained that I could hardly stand it, though I think my wariness was coloring my perception. When that faded, there were some enjoyable sequences, more enjoyable as the movie went on. I'm still of mixed minds about the quasi-scifi plot and ending (I guess I do like how they strained that it was the very skinny distinction of "interdimensional" rather than "extraterrestrial") and the explanation for the intervening years since the last movie, which kind of politicizes things. But...I'm kind of warming up to it. Yeesh, lots of qualifiers in this post, huh.

Best cards ever.

Bad ass. But I'm still desperately curious as to what an "improvised aircraft-type weapon" might be...

Funny that she's the only female manager

I still like the Rock a lot, he's cool

Southland Tales, with one funny cameo after another, a real ensemble cast. Basically, if they'd stuck with the pure scifi aspect of the narrative, it would have been much, much better, but I think that was diluted by postmodern structure and heavyhanded political commentary. Ah, that dang dilution effect. One thing at a time, people! And what's up with Buffy being a pornstar, but never doing anything pornarific? That was disappointing. Still, if you care to sit through any sort of postmodern text, it's a fun scifi near-future setting that's explored, though I think reading the prequels would also help a lot.

I want mantis shrimp contacts (I also like how the one scientist calls them "boy and girl shrimp")

What if they had a hive mind? It would be super creepy, is what.

I love ants! Slash, those ideas would be good for a scifi desert alien, too

Obviously, duh, they grow up into cloverfield monsters

seriously, it would make me gag in cleaning them up

a short snippet of a lexicon in FrankLisaSpeech

me: "mmh." - A Roslin-style hum for when I'm not saying out loud what I'm thinking in response to either a harebrained scheme or alcholic escapade, etc
Lisa: "Mmmmmm." - Lisa's version for the rare occasion she can't belt out what she's thinking
me and her: "Aiiiyaaa!" - frustation-noise
Lisa: "Huhfrank?" - an interjection, only inserted in the middle of sentences with no chance for me to respond, my imagined response apparently always being an affirmative agreement to back her up

More on Urijah Faber

From Wyatt, another hardcore dude - one of the few times it's ok to stab yourself

Man, I'd hate to have these growing in the bathroom

fuglyscariest tentacles, ever.

The Mist, with Thomas Jane and Marcia Harden. Would have been better in black and white to gloss over a bit of bad CGI, but we forgot about that option, alas. Still, mostly pretty damn good special effects, nonetheless. It stayed true to the story amazingly (down to a couple subtle Dark Tower refs), though I inexplicably remember a different ending entirely than Kim and the movie do, oddly. And daaaaaaamn what an ending it is, like whoa. The bit of pseudo-documentary style made me a little leary, but was nice by the end, and the "religious" woman who turns insane-zealot had the same effect on me between text and film, an almost urge to vomit. Kudos, movie! Great translation between formats of a great story! (Also, if you're a fan of the game Half Life, check out this parallel story for sure)

I think they should spraypaint plants on scifi shows to reflect this. Think of the fun camo variations!

Nice quote: "A yogi is someone who can turn every circumstance to his advantage." [ie, a lesson in every experience, an opportunity for practice...]

Typo from recipe for mango mochi: "Sieve glutinous rice flour, rice flour and satan powder into a big mixing bowl. Add in the oil."

Dr Seuss vs nudity? Crazy.

Oh my...Prince Philip is either trying to be funny in horribly bad taste, or is just a complete jerk....though, a funny one

Urijah Faber (my new fav fighter): dude is unreal

DOO, DOO, DOODOODOO, deedleedleedleDOODOODOO (heh, hard to type out 'Iron Man')

Iron Man, with Robert Downey Jr, Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jeff Bridges. And a nice up and coming Arab actor, Faran Tahir. So, uh. Go see it. Right now. Downey is the perfect Tony Stark, there's a tiny Hulk cameo, plenty of other easter eggs through the end of the credits, action, a plot based on character development of the best kinds (ie, awesomeness coming from personal effort, or finding purpose through proper identification, etc), touches of hopeless-romantic, a narrative laced with echoing motifs, and heroics. Just. Yowza.

Wait, they're going to get even bigger?! Awesome. (brings back that old fear of Archie.....)

Have I mentioned how much I love Nike commercials? (nsfw peripheral ads, though)

I'm surprised there's not more commentary on a plant that has flowers and berries growing from the dang middle of the leaves

The River Wild, with Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon (and I'm right, the ranger was Benjamin Bratt!). Streep is an odd kind of attractive, definitely not conventional. Actually, not a bad movie at all, but not one I'd ever go out of my way to see or even sit through, normally. It's...solid, but that's about it - the characters, unique idea, relationships, etc are all well put together. I suppose the photography in the midst of all the rapids must have been hella hard and exhausting, though, kudos on that.

Ctrl*Z would be funny too, except it's not really a funny situation

Top Secret!, with Val Kilmer in his first role and Lucy Gutteridge (and Omar Sharif, oddly). Kind of like the latest incarnation of Harold and Kumar, stupid, but in a way that's actually hilarious. Amazing in what they could get away with in the 1980s, too, in terms of sexual jokes and boobage, for PG. Actually, what's most interesting is how much this movie has stood the test of time, in terms of, its jokes aren't temporal-context based, I think it would be funny regardless of when it's watched - old school slapstick, which is what a lot of the banal comedies being made now are missing.

Man, I can't read many more articles like this about Palestine. Though, interesting commentary on modern grafitti, on a wall on the road to our mom's hometown, "Control*Alt*Delete." (from Wyatt)

And from an email reponse to Wyatt asking what I would do:
I'd like to say I'd try to follow what I learned in reading Nelson Mandela's autobiography (re: a successful response to a similar situation), but the trick is, as a Palestinian, I don't think they have the same access to education that would allow them to put together that kind or response - they just aren't even aware of its existance. And without that education, like even me reading that book, I'd guess my only response would be....well, to fight, someway, somehow.

But, the trouble is, even as that would be my honest response, like the Palestinian official in the article points out, that does the opposite of helping. Mandela did eventually (and reluctantly) resort to using violence in South Africa, but very very intensely controlled violence, only targeting military and governmental institutions where there would be no loss of life or even injury if they could help it. Of course, more extreme elements of their movement developed that they could not control to that extent, but they tried their hardest to, recognizing that the more indiscriminate violence only led to riots and retaliation (just like the Israeli retaliations). Even Gandhi sanctioned violence in certain cases, saying that if a certain group could not honestly take a nonviolent approach with honest hearts, then do what they needed to...but again, not in a way without discernment, something like, "Be angry, yet do not sin. Do not let the sun go down on your anger."

But, again, that's me speaking from my perspective that has access to all this information. I remember before I started to get into yoga, when I had a stupidly bad temper, yeah, I'd be all over stupidly fighting, and that's where I think a lot of them are at.

Caballerismo vs Machismo

also, some seriously gross moments

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, with John Cho, Kal Penn, NPH, amazingly hot bottomless girls, that cute redhead....and so on. I was expecting this to be so stupid I'd have trouble sitting through it, but was pleasantly surprised. It was kind of a nicely, "American" movie, we decided - it covers all sorts of modern American cultural topics, in hilarious ways, while using and (and even, in a shallow, fun kind of way) developing its main characters, returning to everyone from the first movie in logical ways, even. I'm totally all about the idea of a bottomless party, offhand. In fact, I will now spend a while imagining girls I know in such a context. Not guys, though. Because it's my imagination, dang it. So there.

Anyway, aside from the bad guy who was a bit too over the top (those were the only scenes I sighed at), definitely worth a see and a laugh.

Hoax, with Richard Gere and Alfred Molina. Well, I can't really seriously review this, as I fell asleep through most of the second half. But, what I did see seemed of high quality in terms of acting and cinematography, just...the characters didn't really have any redeeming qualities. Hence, my falling asleep more easily than not, I think, like the movie Sideways, enough of characters like that and I stop trying to get something out of observing them and so, just stop caring.

I could see this working, and also causing accidents more than cameras

Because honeybees are awesome, and in mortal danger

Hm, we need more homeless people like this, I think, that we could actually call a holy person, who prepares tea for people

if only she had a bit more curve, she'd be an 11

Run Fatboy Run, with the incomparable Simon Pegg and Thandie Newton, who I can only ever imagine as the chick in Mission Impossible II. Also, oddly directed by David Schwimmer, of all people. And, more importantly, with a role for India de Beaufort, whom I now have a crush on. Yowza. If the movie had a lot more of her, I'd give it a 10 out of 10, no questions asked. India....can I has ur babies?
Aaaanyway, we thought this movie really is in a category of its own - not a comedy, really, not a romance, but not really failing in that common way of trying too hard to be both, it was just....sweet. And not great in that, not bad, good, just...sweet. Which I guess is like Schwimmer, kind of, but better and less whiny. Also, I am going to complement girls by calling them tree frogs from now on. Poisonous and pretty. Thank you little five year old.

I raise my eyebrow at this. And can't decide who would win that last fight, Subzero or Batman.

The funny thing is, scallops do have eyes

he has good facial expressions

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, by J. K. Rowland. Gah! Time travel! Actually, this was probably some of the most decently done time travel I've yet come across, my reflexive distaste aside. It was kept quite simple, and the rest of the little details of story and wizarding culture were more than interesting enough to outweigh that one small part. Actually, now that I think about it, a helluva lot happens in this book. Not bad at all.

Interesting tree and fruit

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood."
"What mood is that?"
"Last minute panic."

Very nsfw ads on the page (as we hilariously learned, especially when opening with IE), but ASL vs Marilyn Manson is pretty cool

I have Justin Timberlake stuck in my head.

Addendum to 30 Days of Night, kind of spoilerish, but note the point in the narrative where the "become the enemy to win" trope I keep pushing comes up....

Hee, dorky charity (I liked the Fire guy best, back in the day, though he was dumb)

Interesting words learned in a twop - ontogeny and phylogeny...in the same page, an interesting brush upon self-validation vs Gaius Baltar

Also, Lumpenbourgeousie just sounds funny

screeech click inhale-noise SQREEUAK

30 Days of Night, with Josh Hartnett and Melissa George. Off the top of my head, I'd say the vamps (yes, I am going with the shortened appellation, any sarcasm aside) are up there with the Blindsight vamps...not quite as good, but that's still saying a helluva lot. That is, they're pretty awesome - just the kind of human-but-oh-so-not-human-at-all that I enjoy. Their language was a wonderful touch, in that. The shots were very well set up, light and shadow and some top-down perspectives being used to great effect, and though some of the characters were kind of interchangeable (we'll call it, say, 'generic Alaskan guy with slight facial hair'), some of the others were pretty well set up, even with only sparing development. Only thing was the climax was a bit contrived, but I'd say, it's arguably sensical given the situation.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, by J. K. Rowling. I wonder what her initials are for....John Kevin, and she's a transy, perhaps. Actually, the book was much better than I expected. It was good light reading when I needed it. Also good in that I don't hardly remember the movies very well, so could still be surprised by things. But seriously, how many people die in Quidditch? Iron balls chasing you? Really now. Also, I think they should make a cookbook based on the setting.

They've got to use artificial lightning in a movie, now, somehow.

It's obviously a Cloverfield monster. Duh. And how fun would a Cloverfield scenario be in Civilization?

because the same joke over and over and over is hilarious.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, with John Reilly and Jenna Fischer. Oh man. Big waste of time. I think they were actually trying to make the main character someone you were supposed to kind of care about...and were we supposed to actually get into the music? I think if they'd really went all out into making it stupidly funny through and through, I would have enjoyed it. As it was, it was a parody that was trying to be an actual movie, practically. And as such, my mind was wandering prolifically.

Here we are; maybe, animals see in three dimensions, we add a fourth dimension - time - and Cylons see in one more dimension than that

Wow, sordid, international, political - Roxelana

I was all "WHOA!" But girlfriend was sleeping, so was outwardly all, "...whoa."

A River Runs Through It, with Craig Sheffer and Brad Pitt. Yes, it's a pretty slow movie, but that doesn't mean it isn't very engaging. Some of the Montana vistas are so beautifully shot they're heartwarming, and the narration and even some of the dialogue is simply downright poetic, if not profound. Come to think of it, the family narrative is something of a parallel to the Prodigal Son story I'd been struggling to understand today. Anyhoo, it's also interesting in kind of a secondary way in subtly being a nice period piece, of early 20th century rural life.
-"Each one of here today will at one time in our lives look upon a loved one who is in need and ask the same question: We are willing help, Lord, but what, if anything, is needed? For it is true we can seldom help those closest to us. Either we don't know what part of ourselves to give or, more often than not, the part we have to give is not wanted. And so it those we live with and should know who elude us. But we can still love them - we can love completely without complete understanding."

Elantris, by Brian Sanderson. At first, I was kind of leary, as it seemed overly simple writing. Then, when themes of self-development and self-reliance picked up, I thought, hm, this would be good for teens or such to read. Then, I realized how complex and, yes, even exciting the politics in the novel had gotten (exciting politics, well played, mr. author). There are a couple turns near the end that were pretty jarring, like going from Harry Potter to Hostel in the space of a page, but then the ending was one last-minute save, heroic action, and plot twist after another. Like the multiple endings of Return of the King, but you don't want them to stop, because they're crazy awesome. And there's a fun index of pretty runes that are central to the story, bonus.

Wow, Mavia seems right up there with Boudicca.

Somewhat nsfw snazzy ink

Hmm, brings whole new angle to gender-switched behavior patterns

Tee, a children's book version of the origin of Spawn!

tee, shrimpoluminescence....and donkeymonkeys

The King of Kong, with Billy Mitchell and Steve Wiebe. It was a lot more moving, than I expected, for one. And interesting - like, going into it, how interesting can a movie about Donkey Kong get? But, it's really...real, just real people, real emotion, real passions. And real douchebags, well set up to look all pleasant in the beginning, but then the true hero comes around, slightly autistic seeming and all. Of course, even he has his own (family-neglecting) kind of flaws, but, damn but if he isn't upstanding in every other way. I think it's worth seeing in taking some time to really view some real people dealing with stuff that's really important to them. Like a serious, and yet still kind of funny, version of a mockumentary.

Blue Harvest Uh, well, it's a Family Guy re-telling of A New Hope. Eeeeyup. That should about do it, explanation-wise. Pretty much standard for the cartoon - some really hilarious moments, but a lot of mediocre, too.

If Evolution's Shore actually comes about, I'm moving to Africa
-tangent to that, in Arthur Clarke being a source of inspiration for that novel

One might argue that pistol shrimp are like living flash-bangs (also, the term "shrimpoluminescence" is fun)

What's this Boskop Man business all about?

shrimpball

The real question is, what if one smacks right into your face, out of nowhere?

Article conferring Western science and yogic thought on lucid dreaming

crazy fruit art

What the hell is circular polarized..ing? light? Huh? What? Shrimp?

post Egg Day triviaball

Again from Brian - elephant cams. No, not like that kind of dirty cam, thank you. More, we have to find a way to attach a camera to Mattie. I'd say Tia, but all we'd get would be shots of food.

On Easter, in France (is there really a flying bell?)

A pretty awesome fighter, Tara Larosa [won for the US in grappling championships two weeks after her boyfriend died in Iraq, for example]

Wow, scientific extension of my favorite metaphor, the lotus as symbol of spirituality